Witch Jokes

Why can't you have twin witches?
Because you don't know which witch is which!!!

What's a Witch's favourite form of transport?
A Hoovercraft

What's a Witch's favourite subject?
Spelling!!!

Doctor Doctor Jokes

- Doctor Doctor my wife keeps thinking she is a duck!
- Well send her to me
- I can't, she's flown South for the winter!!!!!!


- Doctor Doctor I keep seeing double!
- Just lay on the couch
- Which one?!!

My Favourite Jokes

Here are some of my best jokes:

What kind of swimwear does a Bee wear to the beach?
Bee-kini!!!

Why is Cinderella rubbish at football?
Because she always runs away from the ball!!!

Why couldn't Cinderella play football?
Because her coach was a pumpkin!!!

Why are footballers not invited to partys?
Because they always dribble!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea!!!

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look Im changing!

What is a cow's favourite holiday destination?
The Mooooooooon