Here are some of my best jokes:
What kind of swimwear does a Bee wear to the beach?
Bee-kini!!!
Why is Cinderella rubbish at football?
Because she always runs away from the ball!!!
Why couldn't Cinderella play football?
Because her coach was a pumpkin!!!
Why are footballers not invited to partys?
Because they always dribble!!!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea!!!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea!!!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look Im changing!
What is a cow's favourite holiday destination?
The Mooooooooon
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